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EPISODE 70 - LIFE IS COMPLICATED: A THINKPIECE

Nate and Brian both got drunk and talk about life, the universe and everything. Brian is having mic problems, Nate had to work weird hours, and everybody is having existential crises out the wazoo. Come listen to two guys flounder desperately as they search for meaning in existence and find none! Also a thing about a giant hot dog.

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EPISODE 69 - THE SEX NUMBER. [LAUGHS CONTINUOUSLY]

Nate and Brian talk for an hour about sex, sexing and all it entails, which we DEFINITELY get all the time. Plus, more about the sex number and also stuff in the news that's not sex related unless you look deeper into it, like Taylor Swift, Scott Walker's bald spot and his Canadian dental dam, I mean, fence, and also having a sword collection. Then, the boys quit the show to start writing thinkpieces for, I don't know, Salon or Forbes.

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EPISODE 68 - THE MORNING ZOO WITH DR. NATE AND THE ANIMAL

Hey everybody Nate here with another episode for you guys! I know it's been a while but we're finally back for you guys with some more great content EXCLUSIVELY right here for you guys!! And, guess what you guys?! Saturdnate has been retooled into a wacky morning radio show! All kinds of zingers and skits are what's on the plate but first it's MANDATORY METALLICA MONDAYS straight ahead for you guys. Then, we send our weather girl Amanda out for donuts with DJ Jim Bob in a one piece bikini!! And at 10 am we got TUESDAYS AT TEN! Be the tenth caller to the Insane Rant Hotline and win two concert tickets to see fuckin' ED SHEERAN, LIVE!!! IT'S FUCKING ED SHEERAN YOU GUYS!! YOU LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!!

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EPISODE 67 - CATMESTIC VIOLENCE: THE GASH MONOLOGUES

Nate, Brian and Cosmo the dumbass cat talk about issues of domestic violence, ancient Roman culture and how it's better than ours, casual racism in wrestling, Burger King/Taco Bell placement, lawsuit culture and the serious problem of crowdfunding on social mediums. Plus: remembering Roddy Piper for the rowdy sumbitch he was.

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EPISODE 66 - TAYLOR SWIFT VS NICKI MINAJ VS KATY PERRY

Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry. Three incredibly, so important cultural figures in the American zeitgeist we find ourselves in. Nate and Brian, two iconoclastic figures in the world of podcasting, take 2 hours intricately dissecting the circumstances that led to the flare of emotions driving this story, and put a magnifying glass on all three sides of this super critical political issue. Do you want to learn the truth behind the scenes of the drama? Find out all this and more here in this week's Saturdnate!

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EPISODE 65 - SURGERY CHAT: ARIANA GRANDE BOLD AND COSPLAY

Nate had sinus surgery and Brian had impure thoughts about Spiderman for ten years this week. Both are out of it, but for very different reasons. Ariana Grande licked some donuts and Bill Cosby continued his 30 year reign of terror as we talk about KFC chicken pizza and bleed a bit, and maybe some light drought shaming.

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EPISODE 64 - THE CONTENT AGENDER OF THE US CALIPHATE FEAT. MINIONS

Are the Minions basically living dildos? Or are they leg cramp-reducing banana slaves? Do they have a secret agenda of supporting the ISIS caliphate? Are teens moving to London to marry their buttplugs? Yes to all of these. Content warning! Tune in and listen as we delineate the attacks on straight guy freedom, marry a dog or two, and buy new AR-15s to kiss on this, the day of this god-blessed country's birth.

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EPISODE 63 - THE LEFT SIDE OF HISTORY

This is a 22 minute monologue about states' rights, gay rights, gay marriage, the Affordable Care Act and health care, Confederate flags, jerks and free speech, Governor Bruce Rauner of Illinois, and taxes. Enjoy!

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EPISODE 62 - DONALD TRUMP’S CHARLESTON CHEW: JUST SAY NO TO EATING ASS

We're voting Trump/Palin 2016, and we've been spurred into action by the events in Charleston. Join the Revolution of Morons and write in Rachel Dolezal for President of Everything. Before the damned Millenials control the country and force everybody into eating their dog's ass on Instagram. I say HELL NO!

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EPISODE 61 - THE TRANSWHITE FLUID INSIDE ME

There's a white black lady, born with the (hashtag) wrong skin and suffering all of her this week, who everyone's talking about. Well we sure have some opinions. Or, do we? Well, we definitely have some about Pizza Hut's hot dog pizza. That's gross as hell. Other things that are gross in this episode: children and parenting, England, Crystal Pepsi, and living in Illinois. Nate's getting his head scanned and Brian's going to party with a one year old in this week's Saturdnate!

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